so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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