It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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