it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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