I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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