In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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