nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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