Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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