my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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