8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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