he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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