okay pat passed out under dana's car
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
He? As in you personified your dick?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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