Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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