it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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