obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I have fence marks all over my body
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize