Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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