Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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