he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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