Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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