Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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