These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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