I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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