I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I need a hoe opinion
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring