I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha