So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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