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I am midnight drunk by noon
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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