Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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