Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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