Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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