god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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