Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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