If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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