i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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