u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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