what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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