I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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