Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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