I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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