Do vagina's smell?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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