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Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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