he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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