Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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