What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
