My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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