I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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