i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
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I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
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As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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