i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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