Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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