I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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