doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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