i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
