i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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