If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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