Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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