I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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