You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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