i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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