Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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