i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I didn't notice because vodka
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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