I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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