i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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