I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
PANTIES FOUND
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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