My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Randomize
